the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
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I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
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I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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