i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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