Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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