just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
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I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
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I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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