your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
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