I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
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sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
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i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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