i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
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Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
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I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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