the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
It's never too late to be topless.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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