Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
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