STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
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Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
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This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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