omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
i dont even know how to be here
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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