i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
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