Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
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