office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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