That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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