Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I booty called her while she was in labor.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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