so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
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He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
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I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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