just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I can't turn off my feet"
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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