My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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