If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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