Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
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I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
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I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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