I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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