Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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