New invention idea: vibrating tampons
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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