Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
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think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
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You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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