he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
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So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
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Champagne is a vitamin, right?
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
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