So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
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Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
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We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
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