David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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