his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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