billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
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He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
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I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Someone signed my nipple.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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