I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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