Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
apparently, "please pick me up from the airport" also means "i got drunk on the flight and need to give you roadhead in broad daylight"
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
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he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
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I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize