so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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