And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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