ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
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and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
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I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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