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Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
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