So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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