Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
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So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
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Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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