the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
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