Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
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She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
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You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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