I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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