im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
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The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
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We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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