im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
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I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
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The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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