How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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