I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
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I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
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DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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