Already got asked if we're dating
I'm really into asian looking animals
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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