OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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