my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
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used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
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your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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