Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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