No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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