If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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