It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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