I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
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Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
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Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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