I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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