Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
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