i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
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