I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
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You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
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I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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